Trending: Ultimate Tazer Ball shocks sport, Legia Warsaw fans throw snowballs and Gloucester and Bath brawl

A combination of football, basketball and an irresponsibly policed protest march, Ultimate Tazer Ball features teams attempting to score goals with a sort of balloon-like giant cushion of a football.

There are probably more rules than that, but in a game in which you can give your opponents shocks with a 300,000-volt stun gun who's going to take them seriously?

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TODAY ON YOUTUBE

Legia Warsaw supporters orchestrate a mass snowball attack against the warming up players of Sporting ahead of their Europa League match:

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HERO'S WELCOME

Nicolas Anelka remembers what it's like to be the most popular player at a club. Admittedly Shanghai Shenhua are a club closer in size to Cheltenham than Chelsea, and their drawing of him makes him look like Thierry Henry, but I'm sure his rumoured £200,000 a week salary will take the edge off:

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A SONG FOR ALL OF IRELAND

Would you like to contribute to Irish football-music history?

Now is your chance, as the Football Association of Ireland are asking for lyrical submissions for their official Euro 2012 song.

You can submit your ideas to this address, and the song will be sung by a "supergroup" involving The Dubliners, Danny O'Reilly, and Damiam Dempsey (no, me neither).

The final product will take its place in the fine panthenon of Irish songs about football (no, me neither) but there's not a chance it can top this classic:

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RUGBY IS FRIGHTENING
Part 108 in a continuing series

A gigantic brawl from the Premiership derby between Gloucester and Bath on Saturday.

Understatement of the day from the co-commentator who remarks "there's trouble here" after at the majority of the players on the pitch had already taken punches to the head:

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OPTIMISTIC QUOTE OF THE DAY

I feel like I am doing well. I have just started scoring goals and I am doing well in games. I think it has all come together.

It's amazing what scoring once against a team so bad they scored three own goals will do for your confidence eh, Andy Carroll?

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UNFORTUNATE COMMENTATOR OF THE DAY

James Bates, covering a college basketball game in the States, has a problem with his stool.